WE ARE FRENDS

This beautiful thing was made by the beautiful Kristina Roberts. Each picture has a meaning and I'm supposed to guess what it is. We have been besties since about the day she was born. The only reason we weren't twins is cuz she was late and missed the cloud that takes you down to earth from heaven. So she had to wait a whole 4 months until their was another opening. (Sorry this made me all sentimental and thats what we used to say when we were kids. Adorable, huh?)

Anyways here are my answers. I didn't have any clues and I know how Kris's mind works (its basically as random as mine) so I have a few ideas for each one. And due to the fact that me and Kris have always had a competitive side with each other I'm taking this a little to seriously. K, starting from the left top corner.

Old Asian chick kissing a fish

• Kristina's love of Asian cultures, especially Japan
• The fact that I hate fish
• The fact that I've always found Asians to be a funny people and this is a good example

"Can Botox help my tennis elbow?"(giant green Q)

• The time I threw out my arm while we were playing tennis in the pavilion. BOOM! Ya thought u could stump me there, huh? Well guess what nope I got it!

Bummed out guy on steps

• When I fell of her porch steps and like slid down them on the railings.
• It's a my future husband joke

Port-O-Potty

• This one stumped me pretty much. The time at first night when we had to use the port-o-potties in the dark comes to mind though.
• Or honestly one of our other many bathroom adventures. Cuz we have had more than a few =).

"How long do I bake Jell-O?"(blue circle bottom left)

• I'm not the worlds greatest chef
• We used to call each others moms mom very loudly in public
• I tend to ask a lot of silly questions like this

Less Traveled Road

• I wanna be different then most people like particularly in Utah county.
• Our friendship is kinda weird because we have been friends since forever. But I don't think Kris meant this.
• We always do thing our own unique way pretty much
• I always come up with stupidly ridiculous plans that most people wouldn't

Grumpy Old Lady

• I seriously can't even guess.

"Stop the Yo-Yo!"

• Squishy the water yo-yo. May his and Sticky's souls rest in peace
• It stands for all the random things we say all the time

My Whey Is Better

• I tend to only wanna do stuff my way. And complain if we don't do it.
• The time I ate yeast, which I think is the same as whey...

Dude with the gnarly mo-hawk

• My love of action sports
• The fact that we both really wanna go skydiving. Even though he is skiing at first glance I thought he was skydiving so it counts
• Blue and orange outfit for Timpview
• Its awesome and we are awesome like Kris and I
• I tend to be super out there and Kristina helps me kinda balance that out so without her I'm basically this guy

Surprised middle age woman

• ya, I have no clue
• Red hair-My love for Shaun White who also has red hair... maybe. I know its random

Is that frog a prince?

• Encouragement that some day my prince will come
• I tend to pick horrible guys
• We watched the Princess and The Frog once, but I fell asleep

Planters Peanut Guy Stretching

• Our mutual love for yoga

Hot man running on the beach

• Our mutual love for hot men running on the beach
• My total surfer dude type of guy I love
• Kris is just being a good friend and giving me something to look at

Sorry your sick Mom. Whats for dinner?

• The whole mom thing when we were kids again.
• Basically she was the mom of the group and pretty much kept us on earth. Like for instance the day we stole Dave's parents car at age 15 never would've happened if she was there. I still blame her for that actually from the simple fact she wasn't there to talk some sense into us. This goes for the Jell-O one as well
• I always said awful stuff like this to my mom without thinking.

The guy in the sick outfit.

• My native inspired style
• Our flashy ways ;)
• My love of street performers
• Indians-Indians used to live in Yellowstone. Our insane trip to Yellowstone

K 100% right? And I know I'm seriously so blessed to have the friends I have in my life. Especially Kristina and Sara. I don't know how I would've gotten through life till now with out u. You guys mean a lot to me, and as are real frends.

Tech-know

K this is awsome. Just figured out how to blog from my phone. I will never be bored again. I can add pics and everything! This is sooo cool!!! :)

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Ciao Bella

K, I relieze this Dolce & Gabbana ad of the Italian swim team is a tinsey bit racey but trust me it will all make sense soon...

Guys seriously, these aren't even the hottest ones!

So the last few nights at Sizzler have been unusually great. Its been one of the slowest weeks in the last 5 years. (Thanks recession btw you suck and everyone just wants you to go away :p) I haven't worked with anyone fun at all, and when I do one of us always gets cut super early. And we are out of Mayo jars again so you have to scoop it out of this nasty box kind if your table wants any. Your probably thinking, 'wow that actually sounds terrible, why is she enjoying work so much?' Ya all that stuff totally blows, but for the past week at like 8:00 every night something wonderful happens that makes Siz the best place on earth. This event is known as The Male Italian Olympic Swim Team. And they are absolutely devastatingly gorgeous... and Italian! I guess they come here to like train or something. Its weird to me that they come of all places to Flagstaff, AZ. And even weirder is their affinity with our endless salad bar and reasonably priced steaks. But I don't care because I would wait on them if I had to fly to Italy to do it. Actually that's a lie because I get really nervous when I serve them and I probably blush the entire time. I prefer to quietly stalk them with all the other girls on that night. Seriously on Thursday, Emily, Nicole, and I sat in section 5 for like 30 min just watching them. (ya, I'm not exaggerating that's how slow its been) We just chilled there and typed in phrases on my google translator app we would want to say to them. They ranged from "Hi, how are you?" to "Please take off your clothes and meet me in the ladies restroom." Which in case your wondering is said, Si prega di togliersi i vestiti e venirmi incontro nell toilett delle signore. Haha, just FYI. I'm not kidding these guys make me look forward to my shifts. And after my Saturday night I'm even more excited. I feel like I'm waiting for Christmas morning basically.

So Saturday was especially terrible. It was slow. I bitter because I had to miss going to the 3oh!3 show because I couldn't get off work. And as usual they had about 4 to many servers there anyway. But with out fail at 8 they rolled in and I forgot all my troubles instantly. The team was looking especially firm and European yesterday. And all the girls pretty much stand by the door and say goodbye to them every single night. So I'm sitting there waving and smiling and looking like an idiot with everyone else when one of them who we named Daniel 2.0 because he looks a lot like Dan only taller and stronger and Italian stops in front of me. K and I swear this happened. He grabs my hand kisses it and goes, "ciao bella". And I go bight red and giggle awkwardly and I'm told I said bye, but I don't remember. I do remember him walking out the door and Kim jumping on me screaming and me screaming and Emily screaming and lots of laughing and literally feeling like I was going to faint. It was with out a doubt one of the best moments in my life. So if you guys randomly get calls from Italy, pick up. Cuz it will be me after I run away with Daniel 2.0. I'm planning for some time next week.