A blog about how cool me and the people I hang out with are. And how everyone else in the world isn't.
Monday, January 31, 2011
Facebook Is Gay.
1.Relationship Statuses
I was talking to Kim the other day and I guess she just changed her status to in a relationship like a week ago. I thought that was weird. Like mine still says single. But, Derek and her have been really serious since like September and she barely just changed it. Kim didn't change hers because Derek didn't change his but in turn Derek didn't change his because Kim never changed hers. So like what are you supposed to do? Haha is the guy supposed to like take you out to a super nice restaurant and be like, "My honey-angel-baby-snackums, I feel like its time for us to take that next step. I'm ready to change my status. Its time." Then you of course just burst out in tears because being facebook official is what you've dreamed about since the last time you had to switch your little red heart back to single and like 30 random strangers posted don't likes and "OH NOOO! What happened?! I'm soooo sorry :'(." And you both whip out your iphone and change your statuses together right there at the table while holding hands. Its just a stupid little heart icon that stays on your wall for about a week than is pushed off and sent to your info page where it is forgotten until you have to bum your self out by changing it to single and feeling like a loser.
2. Something I like to call a Mellisa
Why must people post there problems on facebook? NO ONE CARES! If they do then you probably know that person well enough to actually talk to them in I don't know real life maybe. If you post 12 status updates in a day about how you have no friends and no one cares about you. I bet I know why. Its because you post 12 status updates about how you have no friends and no one cares about you.
3.Over 800 million friends and counting
Really once you get over 250 friends you just want people on your facebook to look cool. No one knows that many people they really care about. And having that many friends doesn't make you look popular anyways. Everyone knows you don't talk to all those people. All I think when I see that is that you are just trying to hard. And pretty sure that's what everyone else thinks to.
4.Mirror Picks and the like.
So I really like the picture aspect of Facebook. If you have pictures of you actually doing something they are awesome and fun to look at. But you get people who I don't know dress up in all of their boarding gear to just take pictures if front of their door. When they have only been snowboarding like 3 times. Ya, you all know who I'm talking about. Isn't there anything better to do with your time than to sit on the couch and take photo after photo.
5.Stupid games and gifts from games.
I don't play mafia warrior, so don't send me a machine gun as a gift or some random thing. I don't want it or care. I also don't want a Gucci purse from sorority life. It just makes me sad that I can't get a Gucci purse in real life. And having one on facebook doesn't make it any better.
Saturday, January 29, 2011
Turns Out He Actually Is Human
Well, I will tell you. Shaun had every single athlete in the sport pushing to dethrone him. They were working their tails off to catch him. Hitting the hill every day then hitting the gym then hitting the hill again. And what was Shaun White doing while everyone else was killing themselves to push not only them but the sport as a whole. This...
Monday, January 24, 2011
Just Dance Two!!!
Sunday, January 23, 2011
XOXO (that stands for hugs and kisses)
I've kissed a few boys in my day. Not a lot but enough. And I've never had an amazing take your breathe away movie kiss. And to me those have always sounded like a good time. With the whole your head spinning around and time stopping and the crazy butterflies in your stomach. Like I've been totally bummed out by the fact that I've never as Anne Hathaway in Princess Diaries puts it "makes my foot pop" kiss. That is until tonight.
I was coming back from Ethan's with Seth and we were just sitting in his truck like talking and so anyways we started kissing and it was so perfect. Like I basically forgot how to breathe. It was the best kiss ever! Seriously everything in the world like melted away and that sounds dumb but it happened. I was so bummed about not coming to Utah. Like I'm kinda having a hard time with not being up there for Taylor's farewell and I feel like so kinda distant from everyone. And I've just been really home sick. So I was having a really bad day. And like that kiss made everything so much better. Like seriously how often is a kiss blog worthy. Not very often is the answer to that question btw. It really turned around my entire day.
So this seems like a random picture. Its Hiccup and the girl from How To Train Your Dragon. When I was searching for pictures of cute movie kisses this came up. And the night that Seth and I kissed for the first time we watched this movie. So I thought it was kinda sweet and adorable that it came up in the search results. Ya I know, I'm a dork =).
Thursday, January 20, 2011
Doomed From The Start
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
Guilt TRIP
So, I've noticed that no road trips to come and see me have been planned. I just want you to know that I'm not okay with this. I feel like both Malibu Maxes and Honda Civics get excellent gas millage. I also believe there is plenty of room at my sister's for you guys and she would be totally okay with you coming. Her house is basically a hotel cuz someone is always coming to stay. I know for a fact that Timpview has a ridiculous amount of teacher quality days and I also know that deep down Sara you are always okay with skipping class. Plus have you guys ever heard of this place called the Grand Canyon? Its pretty sweet and guess what. I LIVE BY IT! I also live by this place called Sedona and this other place called Diablo Burger which is delicious. Plus there are people down here which you have to meet. And you can't meet them if I'm always the one coming to see you guys. And you both luv vacations and not to sound conceded but you both luv me. So why is there still no plan for coming to spend some quality time with your bestest pal? I'm very disappointed in you both. I will even make you guys adorable brown paper bag lunches for your ride home when you leave if you come down. They will be so cute you will die. I will even write a personalized message on the napkin. That in its self is worth coming down for. But really its only 7 hours and if you cut that driving time between you two its only 3 and 1/2 hours each. That's soooo do able. In a non-lesbian way, I miss you like the moon misses the stars and a flower misses the sun in the middle of January. And Flag is really sweet so you have to come see it. Plus I will get off work and junk too, and we will just do whatever we want while you guys are down here. It would be like the most awesome vacation ever!
Seriously you have to have to come!
Bri
P.S. did you think the name of this blog was clever? Because I did. ;)
Thursday, January 13, 2011
Love Hurts
Some days though snowboarding doesn't love me back. Today I left with about half of the snow from the resort in my pants and in serious need of some Advil. The snow in my pants I blame 100% on Seth and Ethan. I think I probably got sprayed like 17 times. Seriously hard core too! And then Seth tried to penguin slide attack me and we ended up rolling like 10 feet down the hill cuz we couldn't stop. And my jacket got twisted up in the process and basically acted like a snow shovel scooping up all it could. It was really lame =(. And toward the end of the day I got tired and so I got lazy and so I fell A LOT. And the snow was so eaten up by then that like it was super unforgiving. So my knees are purple and my back keeps catching. And even after a 15 minute shower and a 40 minute bubble bath I'm still incredibly tight which means tomorrow I'll be incredibly sore. Actually I think I'm incredibly sore already.
And I can't wait to get up in the morning and do it all again.
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
Hairapy
Saturday, January 8, 2011
Coooooooool BEANS
Thursday, January 6, 2011
GREEK IS BACK!!!
- Kappy is basically a darker haired Bryce. (Which I know I shouldn't care about now, but he is super adorable, and I have a lot of fun with him. And really as of right now I couldn't care less)
- You can't hate anyone on it. Every character has its bad points and it good points. You like everyone.
- It is really good at leaving you wanting more.
- Kappy is so hilarious
- Its not out of this world stuff, like normal people could go through the stuff on the show.
- Kappy is amazing
- It is a really good like bonding thing with me and Jus
- It makes you laugh. Its not all about the drama
- There isn't like on set main character. Everyone is living like intertwining lives.
- KAPPY! ps he is on the far left of the photo