WE ARE FRENDS

This beautiful thing was made by the beautiful Kristina Roberts. Each picture has a meaning and I'm supposed to guess what it is. We have been besties since about the day she was born. The only reason we weren't twins is cuz she was late and missed the cloud that takes you down to earth from heaven. So she had to wait a whole 4 months until their was another opening. (Sorry this made me all sentimental and thats what we used to say when we were kids. Adorable, huh?)

Anyways here are my answers. I didn't have any clues and I know how Kris's mind works (its basically as random as mine) so I have a few ideas for each one. And due to the fact that me and Kris have always had a competitive side with each other I'm taking this a little to seriously. K, starting from the left top corner.

Old Asian chick kissing a fish

• Kristina's love of Asian cultures, especially Japan
• The fact that I hate fish
• The fact that I've always found Asians to be a funny people and this is a good example

"Can Botox help my tennis elbow?"(giant green Q)

• The time I threw out my arm while we were playing tennis in the pavilion. BOOM! Ya thought u could stump me there, huh? Well guess what nope I got it!

Bummed out guy on steps

• When I fell of her porch steps and like slid down them on the railings.
• It's a my future husband joke

Port-O-Potty

• This one stumped me pretty much. The time at first night when we had to use the port-o-potties in the dark comes to mind though.
• Or honestly one of our other many bathroom adventures. Cuz we have had more than a few =).

"How long do I bake Jell-O?"(blue circle bottom left)

• I'm not the worlds greatest chef
• We used to call each others moms mom very loudly in public
• I tend to ask a lot of silly questions like this

Less Traveled Road

• I wanna be different then most people like particularly in Utah county.
• Our friendship is kinda weird because we have been friends since forever. But I don't think Kris meant this.
• We always do thing our own unique way pretty much
• I always come up with stupidly ridiculous plans that most people wouldn't

Grumpy Old Lady

• I seriously can't even guess.

"Stop the Yo-Yo!"

• Squishy the water yo-yo. May his and Sticky's souls rest in peace
• It stands for all the random things we say all the time

My Whey Is Better

• I tend to only wanna do stuff my way. And complain if we don't do it.
• The time I ate yeast, which I think is the same as whey...

Dude with the gnarly mo-hawk

• My love of action sports
• The fact that we both really wanna go skydiving. Even though he is skiing at first glance I thought he was skydiving so it counts
• Blue and orange outfit for Timpview
• Its awesome and we are awesome like Kris and I
• I tend to be super out there and Kristina helps me kinda balance that out so without her I'm basically this guy

Surprised middle age woman

• ya, I have no clue
• Red hair-My love for Shaun White who also has red hair... maybe. I know its random

Is that frog a prince?

• Encouragement that some day my prince will come
• I tend to pick horrible guys
• We watched the Princess and The Frog once, but I fell asleep

Planters Peanut Guy Stretching

• Our mutual love for yoga

Hot man running on the beach

• Our mutual love for hot men running on the beach
• My total surfer dude type of guy I love
• Kris is just being a good friend and giving me something to look at

Sorry your sick Mom. Whats for dinner?

• The whole mom thing when we were kids again.
• Basically she was the mom of the group and pretty much kept us on earth. Like for instance the day we stole Dave's parents car at age 15 never would've happened if she was there. I still blame her for that actually from the simple fact she wasn't there to talk some sense into us. This goes for the Jell-O one as well
• I always said awful stuff like this to my mom without thinking.

The guy in the sick outfit.

• My native inspired style
• Our flashy ways ;)
• My love of street performers
• Indians-Indians used to live in Yellowstone. Our insane trip to Yellowstone

K 100% right? And I know I'm seriously so blessed to have the friends I have in my life. Especially Kristina and Sara. I don't know how I would've gotten through life till now with out u. You guys mean a lot to me, and as are real frends.

Tech-know

K this is awsome. Just figured out how to blog from my phone. I will never be bored again. I can add pics and everything! This is sooo cool!!! :)

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Ciao Bella

K, I relieze this Dolce & Gabbana ad of the Italian swim team is a tinsey bit racey but trust me it will all make sense soon...

Guys seriously, these aren't even the hottest ones!

So the last few nights at Sizzler have been unusually great. Its been one of the slowest weeks in the last 5 years. (Thanks recession btw you suck and everyone just wants you to go away :p) I haven't worked with anyone fun at all, and when I do one of us always gets cut super early. And we are out of Mayo jars again so you have to scoop it out of this nasty box kind if your table wants any. Your probably thinking, 'wow that actually sounds terrible, why is she enjoying work so much?' Ya all that stuff totally blows, but for the past week at like 8:00 every night something wonderful happens that makes Siz the best place on earth. This event is known as The Male Italian Olympic Swim Team. And they are absolutely devastatingly gorgeous... and Italian! I guess they come here to like train or something. Its weird to me that they come of all places to Flagstaff, AZ. And even weirder is their affinity with our endless salad bar and reasonably priced steaks. But I don't care because I would wait on them if I had to fly to Italy to do it. Actually that's a lie because I get really nervous when I serve them and I probably blush the entire time. I prefer to quietly stalk them with all the other girls on that night. Seriously on Thursday, Emily, Nicole, and I sat in section 5 for like 30 min just watching them. (ya, I'm not exaggerating that's how slow its been) We just chilled there and typed in phrases on my google translator app we would want to say to them. They ranged from "Hi, how are you?" to "Please take off your clothes and meet me in the ladies restroom." Which in case your wondering is said, Si prega di togliersi i vestiti e venirmi incontro nell toilett delle signore. Haha, just FYI. I'm not kidding these guys make me look forward to my shifts. And after my Saturday night I'm even more excited. I feel like I'm waiting for Christmas morning basically.

So Saturday was especially terrible. It was slow. I bitter because I had to miss going to the 3oh!3 show because I couldn't get off work. And as usual they had about 4 to many servers there anyway. But with out fail at 8 they rolled in and I forgot all my troubles instantly. The team was looking especially firm and European yesterday. And all the girls pretty much stand by the door and say goodbye to them every single night. So I'm sitting there waving and smiling and looking like an idiot with everyone else when one of them who we named Daniel 2.0 because he looks a lot like Dan only taller and stronger and Italian stops in front of me. K and I swear this happened. He grabs my hand kisses it and goes, "ciao bella". And I go bight red and giggle awkwardly and I'm told I said bye, but I don't remember. I do remember him walking out the door and Kim jumping on me screaming and me screaming and Emily screaming and lots of laughing and literally feeling like I was going to faint. It was with out a doubt one of the best moments in my life. So if you guys randomly get calls from Italy, pick up. Cuz it will be me after I run away with Daniel 2.0. I'm planning for some time next week.

Facebook Is Gay.

I feel like this stupid website has way to much importance on our generations lives. Like facebook is not as cool as all us white little college students think. Especially these 5 things I feel like are so dumb and prove how annoying facebook really is.
1.Relationship Statuses
I was talking to Kim the other day and I guess she just changed her status to in a relationship like a week ago. I thought that was weird. Like mine still says single. But, Derek and her have been really serious since like September and she barely just changed it. Kim didn't change hers because Derek didn't change his but in turn Derek didn't change his because Kim never changed hers. So like what are you supposed to do? Haha is the guy supposed to like take you out to a super nice restaurant and be like, "My honey-angel-baby-snackums, I feel like its time for us to take that next step. I'm ready to change my status. Its time." Then you of course just burst out in tears because being facebook official is what you've dreamed about since the last time you had to switch your little red heart back to single and like 30 random strangers posted don't likes and "OH NOOO! What happened?! I'm soooo sorry :'(." And you both whip out your iphone and change your statuses together right there at the table while holding hands. Its just a stupid little heart icon that stays on your wall for about a week than is pushed off and sent to your info page where it is forgotten until you have to bum your self out by changing it to single and feeling like a loser.

2. Something I like to call a Mellisa
Why must people post there problems on facebook? NO ONE CARES! If they do then you probably know that person well enough to actually talk to them in I don't know real life maybe. If you post 12 status updates in a day about how you have no friends and no one cares about you. I bet I know why. Its because you post 12 status updates about how you have no friends and no one cares about you.

3.Over 800 million friends and counting
Really once you get over 250 friends you just want people on your facebook to look cool. No one knows that many people they really care about. And having that many friends doesn't make you look popular anyways. Everyone knows you don't talk to all those people. All I think when I see that is that you are just trying to hard. And pretty sure that's what everyone else thinks to.

4.Mirror Picks and the like.
So I really like the picture aspect of Facebook. If you have pictures of you actually doing something they are awesome and fun to look at. But you get people who I don't know dress up in all of their boarding gear to just take pictures if front of their door. When they have only been snowboarding like 3 times. Ya, you all know who I'm talking about. Isn't there anything better to do with your time than to sit on the couch and take photo after photo.

5.Stupid games and gifts from games.
I don't play mafia warrior, so don't send me a machine gun as a gift or some random thing. I don't want it or care. I also don't want a Gucci purse from sorority life. It just makes me sad that I can't get a Gucci purse in real life. And having one on facebook doesn't make it any better.

Turns Out He Actually Is Human

Its the most wonderful time of the year!!! Nope not Christmas. IT WINTER X GAMES! And as you know I love the x games. Seriously its not often that snowboarding is put on such a big stage. Its fun to see how everyone is pushing the sport. Like Torstein Horgmo's insane triple cork. Its just ridiculous, and something I definitely suggest you you tube. But one guy isn't having the weekend they expected. As always Shaun White was supposed to come in and take not only the super pipe victory but slopestyle as well. So he will most likely win pipe tonight but his slopestyle was a joke. He didn't even qualify for the finals. He was knocked out by an 18 year old kid from Salt Lake.(Represent! btw) So how does a guy capable of this. Grant it this picture was taken in a pipe but when I googled Shaun White Snowboarding all I got were images from his stupid video game. But anyway if you can do that you can qualify for slope. So how did he get knocked out?

Well, I will tell you. Shaun had every single athlete in the sport pushing to dethrone him. They were working their tails off to catch him. Hitting the hill every day then hitting the gym then hitting the hill again. And what was Shaun White doing while everyone else was killing themselves to push not only them but the sport as a whole. This...

While they were busy riding their boards, he was riding a horse. The Xgames were his first competition since the Olympics. Which last year he had taken the year off of slopestyle anyway. So he was planning on being able to compete for the first time in practically 2 years and take home a victory against everyone that has been dedicating their life practically to the event. Right after he got knocked out a commercial came on of him driving around a car for BF Goodwrench. What does that have to do with snowboarding? K, alot of sponsor's don't have stuff to do with the sport but still like at least they try to be relevant. BF Goodwrench has nothing to do with anything snow related. So just me maybe Shaun should stop selling out and actually try riding a little bit more. He has pushed the sport more than anyone else could. There is a line between making the sport more main stream and just being plain annoying.

Just Dance Two!!!

K this is the best game in the entire world! You all know that song Big Girls You Are Beautiful? Like "get on down to the butterfly lounge and find your self a big lay-day" Ya that is on it and the avatar is this 300 pound girl all shakin wha her momma gave 'er. Its so hilarious like that is the hardest dance on the game just because you can't focus on the moves because your way too busy watching her. And then there is this this Russian dance where you have to try and do the leg kicky outty thing that they do. And by the end you are pretty much rolling around on the ground in laughter. But here is the best part of the entire game. Like half an hour and you seriously have had the best work out ever. I was panting by the time we were done playing. And then like its set up so everyone playing isn't doing the same dance. There are different parts and stuff so its really fun and it makes the videos even better. (which when I upload them I will post one on here because they are so funny!) They have good songs to choose from to like A Punk by Vampire Weekend and stuff. Its really like the best game ever.

XOXO (that stands for hugs and kisses)

K so this blog is going to make me sound like a total hypocrite after my last post but welcome to my completely f'ed up life lately. And btw Sara, Seth will never ever ever lay eyes on my blog ever. But anyways...

I've kissed a few boys in my day. Not a lot but enough. And I've never had an amazing take your breathe away movie kiss. And to me those have always sounded like a good time. With the whole your head spinning around and time stopping and the crazy butterflies in your stomach. Like I've been totally bummed out by the fact that I've never as Anne Hathaway in Princess Diaries puts it "makes my foot pop" kiss. That is until tonight.

I was coming back from Ethan's with Seth and we were just sitting in his truck like talking and so anyways we started kissing and it was so perfect. Like I basically forgot how to breathe. It was the best kiss ever! Seriously everything in the world like melted away and that sounds dumb but it happened. I was so bummed about not coming to Utah. Like I'm kinda having a hard time with not being up there for Taylor's farewell and I feel like so kinda distant from everyone. And I've just been really home sick. So I was having a really bad day. And like that kiss made everything so much better. Like seriously how often is a kiss blog worthy. Not very often is the answer to that question btw. It really turned around my entire day.

So this seems like a random picture. Its Hiccup and the girl from How To Train Your Dragon. When I was searching for pictures of cute movie kisses this came up. And the night that Seth and I kissed for the first time we watched this movie. So I thought it was kinda sweet and adorable that it came up in the search results. Ya I know, I'm a dork =).