Thursday, October 21, 2010

Testostorone Thursday (not sure if thats how you spell testostorone)

K so, I had this conversation with Seth a few days ago at work. And it totally got me thinking about guys, so just for him (which doesn't make sense cause he doesn't read my blog and I would probably never let him read it anyway but ya anyway...) I made up a few little lists, because as u all know I really like to make lists, don't judge...

The 5 things girls know about guys they pretend they don't do
1.Secretly you listen and sing along to "chick" music in your truck when your alone.
2.You know when another guy is hot. Seriously if girls can tell so can you its not gay
3.A lot of the time you are pretending to listen, we know you aren't listening and we really don't care we just want to tell our story out loud.
4.Come on, it doesn't itch as much as you scratch
5.You don't say what you mean either, its not just us.

The 5 things girls do that guys don't know
1.Um ya everyone on the earth farts, us included
2. We think Beef Jerky is delicious
3. Jackass is really funny and we watch it
4.Allot of the time we have no idea what sports guy you are talking about. We just pretend to so you think were cool and are only repeating what we have heard our brothers say.
5.We always try hard when we get ready, if we say we didn't its cause we are insecure and want to have an excuse if someone doesn't think we look pretty