Ciao Bella

K, I relieze this Dolce & Gabbana ad of the Italian swim team is a tinsey bit racey but trust me it will all make sense soon...

Guys seriously, these aren't even the hottest ones!

So the last few nights at Sizzler have been unusually great. Its been one of the slowest weeks in the last 5 years. (Thanks recession btw you suck and everyone just wants you to go away :p) I haven't worked with anyone fun at all, and when I do one of us always gets cut super early. And we are out of Mayo jars again so you have to scoop it out of this nasty box kind if your table wants any. Your probably thinking, 'wow that actually sounds terrible, why is she enjoying work so much?' Ya all that stuff totally blows, but for the past week at like 8:00 every night something wonderful happens that makes Siz the best place on earth. This event is known as The Male Italian Olympic Swim Team. And they are absolutely devastatingly gorgeous... and Italian! I guess they come here to like train or something. Its weird to me that they come of all places to Flagstaff, AZ. And even weirder is their affinity with our endless salad bar and reasonably priced steaks. But I don't care because I would wait on them if I had to fly to Italy to do it. Actually that's a lie because I get really nervous when I serve them and I probably blush the entire time. I prefer to quietly stalk them with all the other girls on that night. Seriously on Thursday, Emily, Nicole, and I sat in section 5 for like 30 min just watching them. (ya, I'm not exaggerating that's how slow its been) We just chilled there and typed in phrases on my google translator app we would want to say to them. They ranged from "Hi, how are you?" to "Please take off your clothes and meet me in the ladies restroom." Which in case your wondering is said, Si prega di togliersi i vestiti e venirmi incontro nell toilett delle signore. Haha, just FYI. I'm not kidding these guys make me look forward to my shifts. And after my Saturday night I'm even more excited. I feel like I'm waiting for Christmas morning basically.

So Saturday was especially terrible. It was slow. I bitter because I had to miss going to the 3oh!3 show because I couldn't get off work. And as usual they had about 4 to many servers there anyway. But with out fail at 8 they rolled in and I forgot all my troubles instantly. The team was looking especially firm and European yesterday. And all the girls pretty much stand by the door and say goodbye to them every single night. So I'm sitting there waving and smiling and looking like an idiot with everyone else when one of them who we named Daniel 2.0 because he looks a lot like Dan only taller and stronger and Italian stops in front of me. K and I swear this happened. He grabs my hand kisses it and goes, "ciao bella". And I go bight red and giggle awkwardly and I'm told I said bye, but I don't remember. I do remember him walking out the door and Kim jumping on me screaming and me screaming and Emily screaming and lots of laughing and literally feeling like I was going to faint. It was with out a doubt one of the best moments in my life. So if you guys randomly get calls from Italy, pick up. Cuz it will be me after I run away with Daniel 2.0. I'm planning for some time next week.