You Go Girl! Oh Wait, You Can't. There's a Line.

Is it just me or did God give girls alot of very gender specific trials? Like, we have insane hormone issues. We naturally are fatter than guys. And of course we have to push full grown new born babies out of our cha cha and then pretend to be excited about it! I'm okay with most of these. It just proves how much more amazing we are then guys. But there is one issue that plagues our gender I think was maybe a little excessive. WE ALWAYS HAVE TO PEE!!! Its like contagious to. You can be totally fine until some other girl goes to the bathroom and all the sudden its like the Levey's trying to hold back Hurricane Katrina down there. Plus like there is always a line and its of course five miles long. And you never get to pee in privacy cause there is always someone outside your stall listening to you handle everything so you try and go all quiet but sometimes it backfires and it sounds even weirder.And why couldn't we be designed to stay standing like guys? Is it just me or wouldn't that make everything alot easier? Guys are so free with their bathroom options. They can be in the woods or miles away from a bathroom and have no worries. Us on the other hand need a bush or large tree of some sort, adequate room to squat, and something to wipe up with. Or most likely we are going to hold it until we are a human water balloon trying not to pop. Really I love being a girl, and i think we are great. But we seriously need to evolve into more proficient pee-ers.